EVEN AGAINST THE MIGHT OF THE POWERFUL BFG-9000 DEVELOPED BY DR ISAAC KLEINER, THE US ARMY UNDER COMMAND OF THE BRAVE AND HONORABLE GOD EMPORER DONALD TRUMP HAS SECURED A GLORIOUS AND CRUSHING VICTORY AGAINST THE MAD SCIENTISTS! KLEINER'S FORCES ARE IN SHAMBLES AND HAVE RETREATED FROM THE SWAMP IN DESPERATION
HOWEVER OUR SCOUTS HAVE DISCOVERED THAT GORDON FREEMAN IS DEVELOPING AN EVEN GREATER AND MORE POWERFUL WEAPON... A WEAPON SO POWERFUL THAT IT IS SAID TO END ALL WARS... THE US ARMY CANNOT REST UNTIL THE MAD SCIENTIST GORDON FREEMAN IS KILLED ONCE AND FOR ALL! INTERROGATIONS HAVE REVEALED THAT THIS ULTIMATE WEAPON IS ALMOST COMPLETE AND THE FORCES OF SCIENCE WILL BEGIN THEIR FINAL ATTACK THIS FRIDAY!
Aug 3 @ 10:14pm
DR ISAAC KLEINER'S CLONE ARMY HAS RETURNED WITH A NEWLY INVENTED EXTREMELY HIGH TECH AND POWERFUL WEAPON CREATED BY DR ISAAC KLEINER HIMSELF! THEY ARE RAMPAGING THROUGH THE CINEMA AND TRUMP HAS CALLED ON THE US ARMY ONCE AGAIN TO DEFEND IT
HOWEVER, THERE IS NO SIGN OF DR GORDON FREEMAN YET! THE WAR CANNOT END UNTIL BOTH MAD SCIENTISTS HAVE BEEN DEFEATED
Aug 1 @ 8:35pm
UNDER THE STRONG AND WISE LEADERSHIP OF PRESIDENT TRUMP THE US ARMY HAS FORMED A STALWART DEFENSE OF THE CINEMA FROM THE MAD SCIENTIST UPRISING. WITH A FINAL SHOUT OF "I FUCKING LOVE SCIENCE", THE MAD SCIENTISTS HAVE FLED FROM THE BATTLEFIELD!
BUT IT IS NOT OVER... THE MAD SCIENCE DUO DR ISAAC KLEINER AND GORDON FREEMAN HAVE RETREATED TO A SECRET LAIR TO PERFORM ADVANCED WEAPONS RESEARCH AND THEY HAVE AVOWED TO COME BACK NEXT WEEKEND WITH DEVASTATING FORCE!
IN ORDER TO BUILD A WALL TO KEEP OUT THE SCIENTISTS THE TRASH LIMIT IS NOW HIGHER AND THE PEACEKEEPER IS IN THE SHOP
Jul 26 @ 7:16pm
The mad scientists, Dr. Isaac Kleiner and Gordon Freeman, are trying to take over The Swamp! Dr. Kleiner has created thousands of clones of himself equipped with futuristic weapons and armor to create an army of KLEINER SUPER SOLDIERS! President Trump has finally activated the Insurrection Act and deployed the US ARMY to challenge this new threat!
How to play:
When you join, select if you want to join the US ARMY or the MAD SCIENTISTS. Go to a friendly territory to get a free weapon/ammo. Use it to attack enemy territory. Occupy enemy territory to capture it for your team. The amount of territory your team holds controls how many points your team earns!
The war ends sunday. If the US ARMY wins the war (by having the most points), a new ultra secure bunker will be constructed to protect President Trump from the enemies of America. If the MAD SCIENTISTS win, they will discover the ancient secrets of summoning the all-powerful deity KEK!
Hold TAB to see a list of territories.
Note that damage is scaled based on how many players+territories a team has to try and make it more fair.
Do not sabotage your own team, it's bannable
Jul 24 @ 9:16pm
Time to replace the posters on cinema! To submit one just make your poster, upload it to imgur, and comment the link on this announcement. The poster should be about 1.5 times as tall as it is wide. I won't accept posters with pornography/edgy shit etc. Submissions will be open for at least a week, I'll update this post when they are no longer accepted. EDIT: SUBMISSIONS ARE NOW CLOSED ILL UPDATE IT LATER LOL
Jun 26 @ 7:49pm